Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Boobs are out for the taking
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
That's how pantless uber rides happen
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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