Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
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I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
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I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
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