Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
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Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
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If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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