No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
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You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
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I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
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