i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
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DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
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Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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