Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
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Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
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WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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