Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
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She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
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After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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