He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
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I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
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Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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