I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
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there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
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I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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