Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
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You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
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He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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