did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
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I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
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WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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