Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
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just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Randomize