You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
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Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
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I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Enjoy the penises
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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