NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
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It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
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