i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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