so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
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I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
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Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
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