therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
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Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
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well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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