Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
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He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
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I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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