I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
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We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
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This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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