Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
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You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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