I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
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i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
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I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I am mentally ready for anal.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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