At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
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This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
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He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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