So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
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I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
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I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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