my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
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you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
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Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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