My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
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if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
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I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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