I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
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just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
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Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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