Define "chronic" masturbator.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
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You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
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I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
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