Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
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i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
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Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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