My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
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we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
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I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
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