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Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
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There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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