a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
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I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
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Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
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You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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