I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
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I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
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In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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