My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
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I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
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I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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