I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
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making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
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He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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