do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
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I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
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I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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