I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
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Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
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It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
You've changed since you got that strap on
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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