Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
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Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
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This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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