hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
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He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
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this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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