How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
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I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
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Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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