let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
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Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
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I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
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