I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
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im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
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well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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