As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
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I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
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The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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