I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
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the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
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Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
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