Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
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I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
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I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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