yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
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I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
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Talking to him sober hurts my brain
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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