She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
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I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
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You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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