you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
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I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
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I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
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