Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
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