I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
i can't believe i had my finger in that
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
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so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
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Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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