In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
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Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
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I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
It's rum buckets o'clock
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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